Would You Put A Bumper Sticker On A Bentley?

Let’s suspend reality for a second and imagine I could afford a Bentley…HELL YES I’d put a bumper sticker on it. It would say “my other car is a Ford Fiesta”.

That’s why I’m not allowed a Bentley. That and my staggering debt.

Put That Mayonnaise On Your Child

Mayonnaise on pizza? YES! Mayonnaise on chips? TOTALLY! Mayonnaise on children? Not so much.

Can Vampires Turn Into Wolves?

David Cameron Is Hot

I Really Love You Norman Hutchins

What Should I Eat For Dinner?

I Like To Play Basketball In Spanish

Pikachu Is Satan

What Is Your Favourite Pokemon?

Biscuits Are Never Boring

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