53 Responses (Add Your Comment)
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heraux
November 10, 2009 at 4:05 amIts a TellSell moment
where the couch is sold
with a pakistani
unfortunatly kept to long in storage -
Coiuche Burns
November 20, 2009 at 8:28 am -
bitch
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i am a tosser
December 29, 2009 at 10:24 amHi i masturbate in publib librarys!
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I will publicate your coments in EPICFAIL.com

..they are realy dumb
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mike10
January 7, 2010 at 1:24 pm@i am a tosser…………you are what your name says
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Simpson Aaayyy
January 8, 2010 at 4:51 amwhy did Gary Har con me out of a £3 bet – thats what i wanna know ??
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Simpson Aaayyy
January 8, 2010 at 4:54 amthere will now be a test of the fire alarm & slice system ………… SKEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTH !!!
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Simpson Aaayyy
January 8, 2010 at 4:56 amWHICH SHIP HAS NEVER DOCKED IN LIVERPOOL ??
THE PREMIERSHIP !!!
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Gart Harp
January 8, 2010 at 5:21 amWho dropped lato off in thatto heath so he only had a 7 mile walk home from work?
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because that means u r gonna die soon
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daniel
January 21, 2010 at 7:43 amllama’s plot to take over sheeps territory
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courtney A
February 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm@ daniel. i have a llama and they get on quite well with sheep.
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yvan eht nioj :P
February 18, 2010 at 7:08 amlol i said that to my mate and hes like cuz i fucked him too hard i fucking lolled for an hour
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LOPLfags
March 15, 2010 at 2:50 amfail, ppl, EPIC fail, so sad, you are meant to talk about dead pakistani people in your couches for godz sake!
Which is why i am here, incidentally.
There is a dead pakistani o my couch because i want there to be a dead pakistani on my couch and because i put him there
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your stupid.
March 16, 2010 at 6:45 amstupid.
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Never knew about the lost connection, just thought it was someone making it a popular search. makes me laugh everytime
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I like to fuck women
March 22, 2010 at 7:23 amMy name.
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Chewbacca
March 29, 2010 at 1:40 amRAAAAWWWRR!!!
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The Dead Pakistani On Your Couch
March 29, 2010 at 9:59 amI am there because I want to be there, also the money you will find down the back is mine. PS. Yes I have risen from the dead…again.
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I AM GAY
April 9, 2010 at 9:27 amIm The Dead Paki On The Couch
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VampireSpawn777
April 12, 2010 at 10:13 pmOK everyone should start a new search topic… Not saying this is a bad one… (I actually thought it was Fu**ken funny) anyway we should decide on a search topic and get as many people as possible to search it… we can try to make it to the top one the search list haha… ~Just an idea for boredom cures~ lolz
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josh goh is gay
May 19, 2010 at 12:46 amGreetings VampireSpawn777 Fu**ken has got one k not 2.
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XxStarry BlazexX
May 23, 2010 at 6:13 amHaha, this is so pathetic X)
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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?
May 29, 2010 at 3:28 am“Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”
Is really nice quistion, it will be a FAQ soon! xD
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Annusheh Khalil ur Rehman
June 9, 2010 at 2:33 pmLike sombooooooooodeeee! Fuc u bic boooi! To all you motheryards! Im the dead pakistani! only im not dead ok? gord gord!
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New Question
June 9, 2010 at 2:38 pmWhy is there a walking piece of toilet paper in my bathroom? And why does he have my wallet?
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save the drama for your llama!!!!!
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boris
June 28, 2010 at 1:57 amllama
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boris
June 28, 2010 at 1:59 ami like llamas trhey are good
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josh brooke is gay
July 1, 2010 at 3:42 amlol thats awesome
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siobhan lenny is fit
July 1, 2010 at 3:45 amhahaha i loled and josh brooke is gay
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“why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”
there cheaper than sex dolls lmfao -
Ima queer
August 9, 2010 at 2:34 pmBecause I’m suck goats cocks till they cry
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George hiccy
August 9, 2010 at 2:37 pmSo do I! We should do it together!
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Joe Schmo
November 2, 2010 at 5:25 pmMy mom is pakistani.So is my dad.Basiclly my whole family.though most kids where born in america.
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errrmmmm im in school luckin on google when i see the pakistani thing and found this website lol get a life people!!!!!!!
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a jewish rabbi
November 11, 2010 at 10:49 amchips
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bob williamson
November 11, 2010 at 10:50 ami masterbate over dead pakistanis on couched (panting rapidly over me saying this)
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a girl with no arms no legs vagina and breasts
November 11, 2010 at 10:51 am.
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micheal jackson
November 12, 2010 at 6:10 amthere trying to reycycle me ahhhhh!
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your MUM
November 12, 2010 at 6:13 amPaki falls of a couch he dies hahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha
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the dead paki
November 12, 2010 at 6:20 amleave me the fuck alone chewbacca,boris the llama fucking retard and the dude who masterbates in public libaries i mean leave me the fuck alone by the way chewbacca “RAAWAARR”
“AR RAWR RAR RAR RAW ROAR RWAAAR”
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I like touching young people.
November 12, 2010 at 6:22 amHello little boys and girls, I want to shove my big erect penis into your tiny vaginas and asses.
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single arabic male looking for penis
November 16, 2010 at 3:41 pmok… i thought this was real and i just went to look on my couch… you bastards tricked me
theres not a black guy on my couch dead… p.s im pleased theres not a dead uy on my couch
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ICYFgreyht
November 16, 2010 at 7:25 pmHAHAHAHHA
LOLOLOLOLOL
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I SEEK HARD PENIS
November 16, 2010 at 7:26 pmI WANT DICK FROM DEAD PAKISTANI ON MY COUCH!!!
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I SEEK HARD PENIS
November 16, 2010 at 7:26 pmOR YOUR MUMS PUSSY
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Andreas
November 21, 2010 at 8:59 pmIm gonna gouche your eye out with my erect black penis and then get an old asian man to turn into soup and force you to eat it whilst i pay a hobo to anal rape you from behind c: I also get your mum to watch and then she can spank you to
and ill video this.. for my own pleasure, then cut my penis and put chillie sause on it so it stings and masterbate into a dead bird.. ;3
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Lawson Glaspey
December 1, 2010 at 9:19 amlol i am in school hahah this is flippin awsommeeeeee!!!! Bored as heck ppl!
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Random Person
December 21, 2010 at 8:54 amHello.
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Anonmyous
January 16, 2011 at 4:15 pmif you type in “why am i attracted…” you will see the first suggestion that comes up is “why am i attracted to my mom”. so according to that analogy you can see who is using the internet these days. a bunch of fat inbred *****



























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