Why is there a…

where is there a

…dead Pakistani on my couch?

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53 Responses (Add Your Comment)

  1. It’s a quote from lost (Best show ever) 5×02- the lie

  2. Its a TellSell moment
    where the couch is sold
    with a pakistani
    unfortunatly kept to long in storage

  3. I can use these tags!:

  4. bitch

  5. Hi i masturbate in publib librarys!

  6. I will publicate your coments in EPICFAIL.com :D
    ..they are realy dumb :) thanks for your brain size guys

  7. @i am a tosser…………you are what your name says

  8. why did Gary Har con me out of a £3 bet – thats what i wanna know ??

  9. there will now be a test of the fire alarm & slice system ………… SKEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTH !!!

  10. WHICH SHIP HAS NEVER DOCKED IN LIVERPOOL ??

    THE PREMIERSHIP !!!

  11. Who dropped lato off in thatto heath so he only had a 7 mile walk home from work?

  12. because that means u r gonna die soon

  13. llama’s plot to take over sheeps territory

  14. @ daniel. i have a llama and they get on quite well with sheep.

  15. yvan eht nioj :PNo Gravatar February 18, 2010
    at 7:08 am

    lol i said that to my mate and hes like cuz i fucked him too hard i fucking lolled for an hour :D

  16. fail, ppl, EPIC fail, so sad, you are meant to talk about dead pakistani people in your couches for godz sake!

    Which is why i am here, incidentally.

    There is a dead pakistani o my couch because i want there to be a dead pakistani on my couch and because i put him there :(

  17. stupid.

  18. Never knew about the lost connection, just thought it was someone making it a popular search. makes me laugh everytime

  19. I like to fuck womenNo Gravatar March 22, 2010
    at 7:23 am

    My name.

  20. RAAAAWWWRR!!!

  21. The Dead Pakistani On Your CouchNo Gravatar March 29, 2010
    at 9:59 am

    I am there because I want to be there, also the money you will find down the back is mine. PS. Yes I have risen from the dead…again.

  22. Im The Dead Paki On The Couch :)

  23. VampireSpawn777No Gravatar April 12, 2010
    at 10:13 pm

    OK everyone should start a new search topic… Not saying this is a bad one… (I actually thought it was Fu**ken funny) anyway we should decide on a search topic and get as many people as possible to search it… we can try to make it to the top one the search list haha… ~Just an idea for boredom cures~ lolz

  24. josh goh is gayNo Gravatar May 19, 2010
    at 12:46 am

    Greetings VampireSpawn777 Fu**ken has got one k not 2.

  25. XxStarry BlazexXNo Gravatar May 23, 2010
    at 6:13 am

    Haha, this is so pathetic X)

  26. Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?No Gravatar May 29, 2010
    at 3:28 am

    “Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”

    Is really nice quistion, it will be a FAQ soon! xD

  27. Annusheh Khalil ur RehmanNo Gravatar June 9, 2010
    at 2:33 pm

    Like sombooooooooodeeee! Fuc u bic boooi! To all you motheryards! Im the dead pakistani! only im not dead ok? gord gord!

  28. Why is there a walking piece of toilet paper in my bathroom? And why does he have my wallet?

  29. save the drama for your llama!!!!!

  30. llama

  31. i like llamas trhey are good

  32. josh brooke is gayNo Gravatar July 1, 2010
    at 3:42 am

    lol thats awesome

  33. siobhan lenny is fitNo Gravatar July 1, 2010
    at 3:45 am

    hahaha i loled and josh brooke is gay

  34. “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”
    there cheaper than sex dolls lmfao

  35. Because I’m suck goats cocks till they cry

  36. So do I! We should do it together!

  37. My mom is pakistani.So is my dad.Basiclly my whole family.though most kids where born in america.

  38. errrmmmm im in school luckin on google when i see the pakistani thing and found this website lol get a life people!!!!!!!

  39. chips

  40. i masterbate over dead pakistanis on couched (panting rapidly over me saying this)

  41. a girl with no arms no legs vagina and breastsNo Gravatar November 11, 2010
    at 10:51 am

    .

  42. there trying to reycycle me ahhhhh!

  43. Paki falls of a couch he dies hahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha
    lollollollollollollollollollol

  44. leave me the fuck alone chewbacca,boris the llama fucking retard and the dude who masterbates in public libaries i mean leave me the fuck alone by the way chewbacca “RAAWAARR”
    “AR RAWR RAR RAR RAW ROAR RWAAAR”
    ok

  45. I like touching young people.No Gravatar November 12, 2010
    at 6:22 am

    Hello little boys and girls, I want to shove my big erect penis into your tiny vaginas and asses.

  46. single arabic male looking for penisNo Gravatar November 16, 2010
    at 3:41 pm

    ok… i thought this was real and i just went to look on my couch… you bastards tricked me :( theres not a black guy on my couch dead…

    p.s im pleased theres not a dead uy on my couch

  47. HAHAHAHHA

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  48. I SEEK HARD PENISNo Gravatar November 16, 2010
    at 7:26 pm

    I WANT DICK FROM DEAD PAKISTANI ON MY COUCH!!!

  49. I SEEK HARD PENISNo Gravatar November 16, 2010
    at 7:26 pm

    OR YOUR MUMS PUSSY

  50. Im gonna gouche your eye out with my erect black penis and then get an old asian man to turn into soup and force you to eat it whilst i pay a hobo to anal rape you from behind c: I also get your mum to watch and then she can spank you to :D and ill video this.. for my own pleasure, then cut my penis and put chillie sause on it so it stings and masterbate into a dead bird.. ;3
    *seedymotherfuckingface*

  51. lol i am in school hahah this is flippin awsommeeeeee!!!! Bored as heck ppl!

  52. Hello.

  53. if you type in “why am i attracted…” you will see the first suggestion that comes up is “why am i attracted to my mom”. so according to that analogy you can see who is using the internet these days. a bunch of fat inbred *****

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