Why is there a…

where is there a

…dead Pakistani on my couch?

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34 Responses (Add Your Comment)

  1. It’s a quote from lost (Best show ever) 5×02- the lie

  2. Its a TellSell moment
    where the couch is sold
    with a pakistani
    unfortunatly kept to long in storage

  3. I can use these tags!:

  4. bitch

  5. Hi i masturbate in publib librarys!

  6. I will publicate your coments in EPICFAIL.com :D
    ..they are realy dumb :) thanks for your brain size guys

  7. @i am a tosser…………you are what your name says

  8. why did Gary Har con me out of a £3 bet – thats what i wanna know ??

  9. there will now be a test of the fire alarm & slice system ………… SKEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTH !!!

  10. WHICH SHIP HAS NEVER DOCKED IN LIVERPOOL ??

    THE PREMIERSHIP !!!

  11. Who dropped lato off in thatto heath so he only had a 7 mile walk home from work?

  12. because that means u r gonna die soon

  13. llama’s plot to take over sheeps territory

  14. @ daniel. i have a llama and they get on quite well with sheep.

  15. yvan eht nioj :PNo Gravatar February 18, 2010
    at 7:08 am

    lol i said that to my mate and hes like cuz i fucked him too hard i fucking lolled for an hour :D

  16. fail, ppl, EPIC fail, so sad, you are meant to talk about dead pakistani people in your couches for godz sake!

    Which is why i am here, incidentally.

    There is a dead pakistani o my couch because i want there to be a dead pakistani on my couch and because i put him there :(

  17. stupid.

  18. Never knew about the lost connection, just thought it was someone making it a popular search. makes me laugh everytime

  19. I like to fuck womenNo Gravatar March 22, 2010
    at 7:23 am

    My name.

  20. RAAAAWWWRR!!!

  21. The Dead Pakistani On Your CouchNo Gravatar March 29, 2010
    at 9:59 am

    I am there because I want to be there, also the money you will find down the back is mine. PS. Yes I have risen from the dead…again.

  22. Im The Dead Paki On The Couch :)

  23. VampireSpawn777No Gravatar April 12, 2010
    at 10:13 pm

    OK everyone should start a new search topic… Not saying this is a bad one… (I actually thought it was Fu**ken funny) anyway we should decide on a search topic and get as many people as possible to search it… we can try to make it to the top one the search list haha… ~Just an idea for boredom cures~ lolz

  24. josh goh is gayNo Gravatar May 19, 2010
    at 12:46 am

    Greetings VampireSpawn777 Fu**ken has got one k not 2.

  25. XxStarry BlazexXNo Gravatar May 23, 2010
    at 6:13 am

    Haha, this is so pathetic X)

  26. Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?No Gravatar May 29, 2010
    at 3:28 am

    “Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”

    Is really nice quistion, it will be a FAQ soon! xD

  27. Annusheh Khalil ur RehmanNo Gravatar June 9, 2010
    at 2:33 pm

    Like sombooooooooodeeee! Fuc u bic boooi! To all you motheryards! Im the dead pakistani! only im not dead ok? gord gord!

  28. Why is there a walking piece of toilet paper in my bathroom? And why does he have my wallet?

  29. save the drama for your llama!!!!!

  30. llama

  31. i like llamas trhey are good

  32. josh brooke is gayNo Gravatar July 1, 2010
    at 3:42 am

    lol thats awesome

  33. siobhan lenny is fitNo Gravatar July 1, 2010
    at 3:45 am

    hahaha i loled and josh brooke is gay

  34. “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”
    there cheaper than sex dolls lmfao

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